This past Saturday, Drake hosted a pop-up “dance experience” in Houston called “the Ballet,” where women danced on poles and aerial silks in a flurry of small bills. As it turns out, the one-night event was more like a preview of a concept Drake hopes to launch full-time. What is that concept? Well, it sounds like a strip club, but don’t tell Drake that:
“There’s a culture out there of dancing and it’s not about no strip club shit,” the Views rapper and noted strip-club enthusiast explains in a video clip from Saturday’s event. “It’s about these amazing women that we’ve got in one spot, this music that we got, and the Houston culture that we got. I just wanna let you know that I’m going to bring it to you in the most honest and genuine way possible.”
— Word On Road (@WordOnRd) September 6, 2016
A second Instagram post promises that the Ballet’s final form will debut in early 2017. “Treat yourself don’t cheat yourself. Where the women are on a pedestal and the surroundings are unforgettable,” the caption reads. Drake, man, just own it. Then call your graphic designers at OVO and have them workshop that logo.
Drake Is Opening an “Honest and Genuine” Strip Club!!!